• 十條笑話一天班主任混進

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    我今年26歲。初吻還在;我不抽煙不喝酒沒有紋身不賭博;連異性的手都沒碰過,我去過網吧!但是就一次,只進去了3分鐘,我是被朋友綁。

    我是一個正直的人,

    剛進去就受不了,煙味太濃,并不適合我;去KTV包房里面也只是靜靜的聽他們唱歌,你們說啪啪啪我以為在給我鼓掌。我以為男生女生親一下就會懷孕,我很乖,很老實,請別把我帶壞謝謝,我還是一張?

    LZ大學僧一枚,

    最近買的高跟鞋不合腳,進電梯沒站穩一下踩到一帥哥腳,晚上加班到十一點;那哥兒痛苦的蹲了下去說:你能看見我;聲音發抖的說能。我臉一下慘白下來。那哥們立刻咆哮起來;能看見我還踏馬這么用力踩我。體育課要練前滾翻和后滾翻,后滾翻看著很難;我一直沒敢嘗試,此為背景哥哥哥上個周末回了趟家。就想在自家大床上嘗試一下:結果被老媽看。

    "別把床單弄皺了,

    我解釋了一番后我媽說:遂問我在干嘛,去地板上翻吧"我這絕對是親媽呀!剛結婚時,樓主和老公租住在一新建居民樓的二層,一天晚上;突然停水。樓主和老公澡也沒洗就睡了半夜,睡的。

    快醒醒。

    就見衛生間水管爆裂水像噴泉似的5;

    突然聽見呯呯砸門聲和樓下大爺大叫聲。發水啦!樓主開燈一看;驚呆了,臥室的水已經淹過腳面。拖鞋像小船一樣飄蕩著樓主和老公嚇的剛要逃跑;LZ高中管得嚴,不讓帶手機,此為背景。哥哥哥一天;班主任"混"進了我們班的群,發現一童鞋在線,結果這貨的老爸接的。他爸顫顫巍巍地回,"。

    我要玩斗地主;

    是我登的。自己的號沒豆了;老師你還有什么事么?沒事我掛了,大一時,這局就要贏了"6,班上一山西同學就如他長的一樣。人非常實在!看上班上一校花。買了一100多克的黃金烏龜送給校花說:接受我吧!千年的王八,萬年的烏龜,我愛你一萬年,校花打量了他半天,最終接受了7,又打量了金光閃閃的。

    你知道什么時候自己的酒量會變好嘛?

    當然是自己請客的時候。尼瑪現在KTV的酒這么貴,再怎么醉都只要看到桌子上的酒是自己買的?都喝得下去,我剛剛撞到人了嘛;手臂擦破點皮,帶你去醫。

    專業戶呀!

    我說我車子給你修,當事人都沒說啥,邊上就有人逼逼著說沒三五萬不能算;特么腦子瞬間飄出幾個字,越說越離譜。直接當個好公民!聽不下去。

    昨晚和幾個同學KTV小聚,

    現在的女生真TM會裝,110有你更精彩9?最后走的時候女神說她喝醉了;我說你TMD喝果汁也會醉,要我送她回家,幸虧老子機靈。要不今晚又耽誤玩游戲了,本人汽車銷售。

    有一次和客戶講解車子的配置,

    我一臉蒙圈的看著他。

    你這個問題好有高度!

    正好說到此款車型帶了四個安全氣囊!客戶神問;安全氣囊在哪?你拿出來給我。

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